Crown Jewel

Did you catch the Miss World pageant on TV? Were the women sizzling hot or what. Damn, they get your juices working and put you in a state of trance.
As I slipped lower in the couch and got ‘lost in translation’, my dear Nivea (who I married a month ago) awakens me with a BIG sigh and she says the following:

“Oh my god, I just realised that I can never take part in a Miss World competition”

Ladies and Gentlemen if you still think women are impossible, I rest my case.