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Wednesday, May 31, 2006

All Squared up

Excited, i bring this report to you straight from my cubicle. Yeah you know what i'm taking about, the Suns have tied it all up, its even stevens baby !!!. They managed to pick themselves up to level the series 2 - 2, taking today's game 106-86 at home. So its game 5 next @ Dallas.

In other news, Miami have been turning on the heat and like all its car companies, the basketball team from Detroit is now facing the pressure to stay alive. Chilli my man, do u still think they can pull it back?

Cano to follow the quake

Date: 27th May 2006, Local Time: 05:54

Many Javanese were awoken by a moderately strong
earthquake of moment magnitude Mw 6.3 (or Richter magnitude 5.9), which struck approx 25kms south of Yogyakarta.

Prediction: The shocks from the quake will trigger the Merapi Volcano to explode !!!

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Emotions in motion


discovery expectation love gain loss

confusion

surprise weariness

wonder unhappiness commonplace
happiness amusement

completion cruelty incompleteness courage

timidity cowardice pity

repentance lack of regret innocence

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Go figure

Early 2006: Thai people are pissed and protest that Thaksin is making his money at the expense of the local companies and people

Early April : Thai Rak Thai party calls for early elections in Thailand (estimated cost US$ 50m). People continue to protest. Take it to the streets.

April 2: Thaksin claims victory with 57% votes in an uncontested election. People are going nuts. Thailand is on fire.

April 5: King Bhumibol Adulyadej's steps in, advises the courts to rule the election as unlawful. Thaksin steps down. Hands reigns over to a temp PM. Announces that he will not talk part in active polictics anymore.

Apr - May: People are happy. Emotions subside. Enjoy their holiday and victory.

May 23rd: Taksin is back to head of the Cabinet.

So what is going on in the head of this Thai guy who once had plans to buy Liverpool?

The dude ain't gona give up all the power he had that easily. I figure he was just letting people cool off, loose the momentum they had in April. Considering that June is the time people get back to work (so people will have less time to protest) and more importantly King Bhumibol Adulyadej's 60th anniversary celebration, Takshin has timed his re-entry to perfection.

Return of the Phoenix

Saturday, May 20, 2006

All is well that ends with Absolut

The S-curve of a day in the life of an ordinary individual


10:00 AM: Wake Up

12:30 PM: Watched Spurs play the Mavs. The Mavs had a chance to close the Spurs out. But Duncan and his crew held on for the final show down in down town San Antonio.

2:30 PM: Watched 36 Chinatown. Movie sucks. It was bound to, considering the director casted Isha Koppikar as a depressed mother's who is fully claded. What a waste of talent ;)

5:00 PM: Nivs headin out to Mudimalai with some friends from Mumbai. Plan was made overnite, I was informed now. Ain't she adventurous.

6:00 PM: Wine and Dine @ Mei Lengs in Neptune court. Very nice n warm place(sea view), homely food, red wine and lots of cake and apple strudel. Made me want to have my own family. Good catching up with my buddies from b-school. Jean you got a very cuddly bundle of joy, and naming him 'Ethan' sure will make him accomplish Mission Impossible ;)

8:00 PM: Belated b'day cake and song @ Mei Lengs. Olivier and Wan Yen suprise me with a birthday cake. I listen to the tune that reminds me that I have one year less to live and i'm still miles away from achieving my goals. Thank you guys !!!

10:30 PM: Arrive @ Santy's place. Its the bro's birthday celebration. Cheers to one more year closer to death!!!

11:00 PM: Eat Andra chicken, courtesy Ms.Sush. She supised me with her succulently cooked Andra style chicken. Way to go Sush.

11:15 PM: Start with hoegaarden. The nite is off. We (I mean bean) goes on and on, refering to people in the IB world. "Dude you sure are cut out for news reporting not freakin private equity".

12:00 AM: Drink Absolut. The proportions of vodka and orange juice change drastically from 20:80 to 80:20.

12:00 AM - 6 AM: Abuses for Bean. Bean gets the "CYHDP-Cock your hole da panzy" from the group. We just need to begin talkin about hot women and the likes and bean's automatically shut's up. So bean tell me did you get a glimpse of the chick's $%^&## at TP?

12:30 AM: More Absolut - bottoms'pup'. Santy is pourin the drinks. All the boys from Bhargav - Ram were high n happy. Ram did get a little too high as we noticed from the "censored picture" looking 6 inches below his frames at his 'stallions' ;)

12:45 AM: Antakshari in the house. G gives a brilliant idea of playing the most 'musical' game in Indian history. Its George, Abhi, Santy and Me vs Akshat, Bean, Sush, Bhargav, Sibi and Ram. All the boys impress. Some dancing happens. As usual our musical mestro Abhi the Mitun Chakrobarthy aficionado mesmerises us with his vocals.

1:00 AM: Security guard comes knocking. G greets him with "CYHDP". Dude's warning us that the neighbours are complaining and we need to keep it down. Yeah like thats goona happen.

1:00 AM: More Absolut. At this time Ramya, one of my closest friend's calls me. She is apologising for forgetting my birthday. Twice in a row. Hey did I say "Ramya was one of my closest friend" ;). I forgive you Rammu.

2:30 AM: Watch IND vs WI. WI was 199 all out. Our Indian brothers are on a high. With 17 wins batting 2nd on the trot it was making for an easy victory. But the 1 run defeat did shock us all. I sure hope the S-curve for Indian cricket works to our favour in the worldcup.

3:30 AM: Sang to Pal & Mudi over yahoo. Now can I help it, being in an intoxicated state trying to make some conversation your always bound to hit a high note. But the funniest thing about this conversation was when I learn Mudi was going for aerobics to get a six pack ;), way to go you pondati.

5:00 AM: Sleep. Snore.................rrrrrrrrrrrrr....................




Saturday, May 13, 2006

Smoke two joints

Acetone: Nail polish remover
Ammonia: Household cleaner
Angelica root extract: Known to cause cancer in animals
Arsenic: Used in rat poisons
Benzene: Used in making dyes, synthetic rubber
Butane: Gas; used in lighter fluid
Carbon monoxide: Poisonous gas
Cadmium: Used in batteries
Cyanide: Deadly poison
DDT: A banned insecticide
Ethyl Furoate: Causes liver damage in animals
Formaldehiyde: Used to preserve dead specimens
Hydrazine: Rocket fuel
Hydrogen Cyanide: Rat poison
Lead: Poisonous in high doses
Methoprene: Insecticide
Megastigmatrienone: Chemical naturally found in grapefruit juice
Maltitol: Sweetener for diabetics
Methyl isocyanate: Its accidental release killed 2000 people in Bhopal in 1984
Napthalene: Ingredient in mothballs
Nicotine: A poison used to kill cockroaches
Polonium: Cancer-causing radioactive element

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Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Who's there?

AHMADI-NEJAD

AHMADI-NEJAD who?

AHMADI-NE'BUSH KI $#@&' JAD'A HI MARA'

Return on Instigation (ROI)


Question: What was the best investment Iran made in the past year?


Answer: It announced to the world that it was going to wipe out Israel from the face of this earth.



Result: Iran's revenue from oil doubled to $50 Billion or 10% of GDP.



Saturday, May 06, 2006

Go home Lakers


Nash my man sent the lakers packing to warm the bench for the rest of the post season. Clippers here we come.
Hoegaarden's on me tonite!!!